(This journal is being written in Squilliam's POV)

OK, here's how it is, folks. I was just sitting in my private yacht as usual, having a nice money shower, when something popped into my head suddenly: "DeviantArt needs more of me".
It might seem strange to you, but think about it. My obnoxious co-star SpongeBob SquarePants and his goofy companions get about a billion fan-clubs and deviations a day, and they have no penny-value. But I'm the richest of all of these back-water characters, and what do I get? a cameo.
There's no justice, I tell ya.

(Well, sure, some people might think that because I've only appeared on two episodes of SpongeBob it's perfectly justified. But I'm Squilliam Fancyson, and I love me, and I'm rich and I can bribe you to say otherwise. So I'm gonna give you zero credit.)

So I talked things over with on how to make me more popular for the new year. Which would be better: a few more badly-drawn deviations from her, or a brand-sparking new fan-club for the few people who do love me?

And that's how... the Powerpuff Girls were born!!
No sorry, wrong cartoon. So, this fan-club came up, and I'm the president of it, and I'm here to welcome all of you people to the most exclusive sea club all across the sea bottom yadda yadda yadda.

How to Join squilliamfanclub

Just send a note (or comment on this page) and say you'd like to join. Then watch us if we decide to let you in.
Band Geek: What do you mean "if"?
Squilliam: T_T#

Rules for conduct

Respect your fellow members, don't flame their art, and don't rub it in their faces that you're better than them. ( made me say that last one. )

Rules for submitting stuff

1. To submit a deviation to the club, note me with a link to it (oh, and you gotta go through those permission forms with DA, I'm not too sure what that's about. It's all Greekland Bottom to me.)

2. Anything to do with ME is OK. It's just gotta include me as one of the main features - for once, I might not mind sharing my valuable RICH spotlight. I said might.

3. Please nothing too explicit. Slash or yaoi is fine, but we'll likely list that in a separate folder in the gallery, just so that purists find what they're looking for easier.

4. Any form of art/writing is suitable, including poetry, fan-fiction - heck, the whole package.

5. Don't comment or fave deviations here; do so at the original deviation, the link to which will be provided.

6. If your deviation doesn't get submitted or comment replied to right away, it's probably because one of us is very tired right now. We'll get back to you on that.

7. At risk of succumbing to pleading like a schoolgirl, please please PLEASE display the avatar of this club in your journal to let the word spread just that little bit quicker.

OK. Peace out man. Now I need a drink.

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squilliamfanclub Members:



PRESIDENT: Squilliam Fancyson
VICE-PRESIDENT: (she insists she's the big-shot owner. But we know better, don't we? )